One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it! He saw the buttons and decided to push them anyway thinking "what could go wrong? Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed? What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Peeing in your pants
I thought it was a nice jester. They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound. What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? But if you pee yourself a little you have to go, right?